Even among his most ardent supporters, there now exists a certain frustration and disillusionment — not necessarily in the execution of his duties, but in his inability to seize moments, chart a course and navigate the choppy waters of public opinion. What’s left for many is a big plume of disappointment and sadness lurking just beneath the surface.
On God’s side, Louisiana state Sen. Robert Adley points out the liberal’s folly of following their false messiah and presents an alternative plan…
"Thus far efforts made by mortals to try to solve the crisis have been to no avail," state Sen. Robert Adley said in a statement released after last week’s unanimous vote for the day of prayer. "It is clearly time for a miracle for us.”
The resolution names Sunday as a statewide day of prayer in Louisiana and calls on people of all religions throughout the Gulf Coast “to pray for an end to this environmental emergency, sparing us all from the destruction of both culture and livelihood.”
Turns out, mystery man Greene is now being accused of attempting to show this random college student pornography the day after he came out of nowhere to win. Here’s her story:
Well, now he’s been asked to withdraw from the candidacy. What does previously unknown Greene say? “Fuck off. I won. Fuck off.” Well, not exactly, but he did say "The Democratic Party has chosen their nominee, and we have to stand behind their choice." HAHAHAHAH. HAHAHAHA. Greene is the shit. Greene is so the shit.
Gresham Barrett, running against “raghead” Nikki Haley the Republican nominee for SC Governor, wants as all to know that he is “a Christian family man who won’t embarrass us.” I can only assume that he must specify “who won’t embarrass us” because all the other Christian family men always embarrass us. Like Bush.